Noah Kahan Gets Playfully Roasted By Kids On 'Celebrity Substitute'

  • By Avery
  • April 3, 2026, noon

Noah Kahan Faces the Brutal Honesty of Kids

Noah Kahan, the talented "Stick Season" singer, recently stepped into the delightful chaos of a classroom on the show "Celebrity Substitute." On April 1, Kahan found himself at the receiving end of some brutally honest feedback from a group of elementary school kids. In a humorous exchange, Kahan asked the kids if he was "chopped" – a slang term meaning unattractive – and was met with a resounding "Yes!" from the room. When he followed up by asking if he was "unc" – slang for someone who seems old – the kids concluded he wasn't.

"I look like Jesus. I know, well, Jesus is watching you guys today, so let's be on our best behavior," Kahan quipped in response to a child's observation.

Storytelling and Songwriting with Noah

During his appearance, Kahan took the opportunity to teach the kids about storytelling, encouraging them to draw inspiration from art. The kids then collaborated to rework his unreleased song, "Deny, Deny, Deny," and performed their version for the class.

Amid the fun, one child, Journey, recognized Kahan, earning a shout-out from the singer who praised Journey's excellent taste.

Exciting Releases on the Horizon

Kahan's visit to "Celebrity Substitute" comes just before the release of his highly anticipated Netflix documentary, "Out of Body," premiering on April 13. The documentary offers an intimate glimpse into his life and creative journey. "My life was filmed for a year and a half. It was weird, difficult, and genuinely beautiful to experience," Kahan shared on Instagram.

Adding to the excitement, his new album, "The Great Divide," drops on April 24. With singles like "The Great Divide" and "Porch Light" already making waves, fans are eagerly awaiting the full release.

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